Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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