- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Health food.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Not a joke.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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