I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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