why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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