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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Compton

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

to get to the other side.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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