Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Badgers are cool

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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My Nan, that is all.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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whats 2+2? 4

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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