- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

You know what sucks? Yes.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

AIDS

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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