- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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