Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Davey Peterson.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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