- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Yes.

A midget walks under a bar

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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