- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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