Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Smeg...

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Joke.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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pee

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Why did it die Nothing died

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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