Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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