There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Cleveland winning something

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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