Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Chuck Norris.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Anti Joke

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