- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Cool Brian

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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