Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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