What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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David Silberberg is gay

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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whoa there

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split your ass cheek

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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