- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

Knock Knock Come in.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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