- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

Yes.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

A midget walks under a bar

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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