- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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