What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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refridgrator

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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Black Friday

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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