Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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What's clear and wet? water

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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