Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

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Gangnam style

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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