Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Badgers are cool

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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My Nan, that is all.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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