A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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She said no

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Anti Joke

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