- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Compton

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

ass.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

to get to the other side.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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