- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

Women's rights

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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