what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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