Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Fox News.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Women's rights

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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One time I masturbated by myself

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Anti Joke

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