Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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