Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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