- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Vagina.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Flop dog

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Mormons having fun.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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