Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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child labor

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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