Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Queens Park rangers

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

DESERT

What comes after 23? 24.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

modern love

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Give me thumbs up!

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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