What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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