A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

modern love

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

What comes after 23? 24.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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