What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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knock knock who's there aids

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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leon harney ya pikey

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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