Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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AIDS

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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You see how lame this is?

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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you are a åsshole :)

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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