- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

I like colin but not as much as apple

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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