A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Give me thumbs up!

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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you and your family will die tonight

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People Order Our Patties

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once upon a time there was a boy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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