- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Your mama's so fat.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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