What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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The person below me is weird.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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