A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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