A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Women.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Dance is a sport

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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