Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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This is a joke

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Okay, one second.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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