What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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alston wang

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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