- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.