What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Lets go Yankees

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Im black

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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