- Anti Joke

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Womens rights.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.