A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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i like turtals and kids

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Women's rights

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Snarf Nuggets

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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