- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

AIDS

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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