Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Chicken penis.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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