ask me if im a house are you a house? no

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

What killed the name cool? Coolio

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

Ebola

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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