Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Obama getting elected in 2012.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

matty russel are you on here

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

You're welcome!

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

How do you spell eight? 8

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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