- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Get in the car.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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