- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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