- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Darude- Sandstorm

It's only racist if you consider them people.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

a. why? b. because I wanted

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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