How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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woman's rights

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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