What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Knock knock, Come in...

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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