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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

a. why? b. because I wanted

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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