What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Your existance.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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knock knock piss off

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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"33"

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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