What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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