Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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meh

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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My friend harris is fat.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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