- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Where's my baby??

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

girls lacrosse

Make little things count Teach midgets math

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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