What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Chrissy is funny.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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knock knock who's there aids

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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