what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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