Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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AIDS

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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