- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

A women's opinion.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Hello, nice to meet you.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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