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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Jesus was a good guy

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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