whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Two english guys meet at work

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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