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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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President Donald Trump

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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