- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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