- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Whats the difference between a frog?

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

Loner.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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