Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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