- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

At least I dont have AIDS.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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