What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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what?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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