Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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poop

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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Penis

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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