Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Ju... Just why?

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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