- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Two english guys meet at work

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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