Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Women's rights

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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you lose.

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NASCAR

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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You're welcome!

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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