Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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