- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Im black

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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