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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

your going to die

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

Top Gear USA

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

BOTTOM!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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