- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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