- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Neither does he.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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