knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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