What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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