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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

this girl died

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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