All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Take off your shoes.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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