- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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