Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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