- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Your mom is so fat...

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

falling didnt make the difference

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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