- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a duck?

This is a joke

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

Okay, one second.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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