- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

Jesus was a good guy

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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