Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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TWIX PAUSE!

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School

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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knock knock piss off

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Where's my baby??

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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girls lacrosse

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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