- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

mc hammers income.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

The Barackness Monster

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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