- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

woman's rights

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

No, Trinidad.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Womens Rights.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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