- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What causes floods? Too much water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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