Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Women.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

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