Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Your mom.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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knock knock who's there aids

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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