A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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