Luke Hardie is G@Y

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

What did I do last night?work

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

How do you spell eight? 8

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

Priority parking for hybrid cars

ass in my face ? no

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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