- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

wanna hear a joke? no.

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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