What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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what do u call a black person by his name

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

I just can't stand sitting down!

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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