Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What's up brah brah

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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