How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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You're welcome!

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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the asian kid gets an F

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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