- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

melon

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

matty russel are you on here

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