- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

kieran scott has a huge back

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

Do you like your life? No. OK.

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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