- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

Cleveland winning something

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

fava beans

You're Adopted.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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