Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

Whats In My Trash? Bears

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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