- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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