Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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I Have a Black Friend

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Xzibit

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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BOTTOM!!!

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Wy did the chicken?

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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