His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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lybia

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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justin bieber

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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