knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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LOL May Wong

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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whats long and green? weed

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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