what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Womens Rights.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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No, Trinidad.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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