Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

... i forgot the joke :p

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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