What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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This sentence is false.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Poop swing

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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