- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

Chrissy is funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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