Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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A man sat on a chair

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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