What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Your existance.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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