One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Poop swing

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

Your existance.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

School

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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