An Asian fails their maths exam.

homework

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

fava beans

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

toast points

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

What is more worse than death? Death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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