Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Jesus was a good guy

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Pinus Testicles

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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