What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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whats a willy? -brock

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the asian kid gets an F

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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