- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Matt is not funny.

Dance is a sport

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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