How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

matty russel are you on here

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What's clear and wet? water

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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