- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Black people. They are so kind.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

i can't stand cripple jokes

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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