- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Do you know what's not right? Left.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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