Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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matty russel are you on here

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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What's clear and wet? water

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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