3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What is more worse than death? Death

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

your mom died.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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