What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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