- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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