- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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