- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Hello, nice to meet you.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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