- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Hello, nice to meet you.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

Whats In My Trash? Bears

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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