Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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